11
Dec
09

Natalie Portman As Elizabeth Bennet With Zombies

The movie version of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” by Seth Grahame-Smith and Jane Austen will feature Natalie Portman as Elizabeth Bennet and will also be producing. First we saw Portman rap on SNL now we’re going to see her in period costume killing zombies. How much better can she get?

via: Variety

09
Dec
09

New OutKast in 2010?

Big Boi has said that there is the distinct possibility of a new OutKast album to come in the new year.

“This is all in the next year or so,” Big Boi says, “starting with my album coming at the top of the year, Dre 3000 right after me…and when the solo albums come out, depending on how the fans support them, then we’re gonna give them the Outkast album.”

Considering how well Big Boi and Andre 3000 usually sell it’s very likely that OutKast is back.

via: Billboard

30
Nov
09

Things I Rewatch: QI – Could Jesus Walk on Custard?

A hilarious clip from the British television show QI featuring Stephen Fry, Rob Brydon, and Bill Bailey.

24
Nov
09

Objects I Crave: London Undercover


London Undercover is a fabulous company that takes aspects of British culture and applies them to stylish umbrellas. This particular umbrella is called The Commuter (£60) and features a lovely pinstripe pattern on the outside with a nice checkerboard mod on the inside. Unfortunately for those of us on this side of the pond, London Undercover doesn’t do international shipping.

23
Nov
09

Backwards Shit On SNL

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I completely agree with this post on Angry Asian Man from yesterday, in response to the SNL cold open. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing it was that horrid.

Did you catch the cold open on Saturday Night Live this weekend? I can’t believe someone thought this was a good idea. You’ve got a very Caucasian Will Forte as Chinese President Hu Jintao, doing some seriously godawful ching chong, alongside Nasim Pedrad, rocking an equally ass-awful accent as his “translator.”

This alone is pretty painful. Whatever joke they’re going for is completely sabotaged by the fact that everyone is thinking, “Hey, those two aren’t Asian.” (At least they didn’t tape their eyes back.) But it goes on, with this tired, drawn-out joke about “do sex to me” and Hu literally bending over in front of “Obama.”

I don’t understand how this kind of racial mockery flies on national broadcast television. Is this not yellowface? No, they didn’t use “Oriental” makeup, but there’s no denying that the effect is there — insulting ching chong and all. At the very least, awkward bare minimum, would it have been that hard to get an actual Asian man to just stand there for six minutes?

And yes, I fully acknowledge that there’s also been something rather uncomfortable about watching Fred Armisen play Barack Obama for the last couple of seasons. Hell, the whole thing was uncomfortable.

via: Angry Asian Man

20
Nov
09

Things I Rewatch: Jason Segel @ Swell Season Concert

Jason Segel sings an original song at a recent Swell Season concert at The Wiltern in LA (11/18/09).

20
Nov
09

Google Chrome OS


Google, adding to it’s ever expanding empire, launched a preview of Chrome OS yesterday. As expected of anything from Google, it looks promising. A more browser based OS the entire thing is web-based and run out of the Chrome browser.

Engadget’s report from the preview:

The entire system is web-based and runs in the Chrome browser — right down to USB drive contents, which show up in a browser tab, and the notepad, which actually creates a Google Docs document. Web apps are launched from a persistent apps panel, which includes Gmail, Facebook, Twitter, and Hulu, among others, and background apps like Google Talk can be minimized to “panels” that dock to the bottom of the screen. Local storage is just used to speed up the system — everything actually lives in the cloud, so all it takes to swap or borrow machines is a login, and you’re good to go. Google also said it’s “very committed” to Flash, and that it’s looking to hardware accelerate whatever code it can — although Google didn’t have a solid answer to give when asked about Silverlight. Overall, Google was upfront in saying that Chrome OS is focused on very clear use cases for people who primarily use the web, and that it’s not trying to do everything: “If you’re a lawyer, editing contracts back and forth, this will not be the right machine for you.”

via: Engadget

20
Nov
09

OMG! Oprah Signing Off In 2011!

Oprah, the queen of daytime talk shows, has announced the end of “The Oprah Winfrey Show”. After 25 years of syndication Oprah is ending her run on ABC and may be moving over to cable. It’s the end of an era and she will be missed. How will we ever know what to read and buy?

via: Variety

17
Nov
09

Thanksgiving 2009: Drink Your Turkey & Gravy

Jones Soda Company has released a limited edition Vegan Thanksgiving flavored soda. The Tofurky and Gravy Soda 6-pack comes with 3 Tofurky and Gravy Sodas and 3 new flavors from their Zlich, zero calorie, line. If you’re the type to try bacon flavored Vodka (Bakon Vodka) this may be the thing for you.

13
Nov
09

Water Found On Moon!!!

NASA confirms lovely H2O does exist on the moon! W00t!!!!!

There is water on the Moon, scientists stated unequivocally on Friday, and considerable amounts of it.

“Indeed yes, we found water,” Anthony Colaprete, the principal investigator for NASA’s Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, said in a news conference.

via: NY Times